THE MAN WALL
Wow talk about a dream come true. Well its still a dream because I do not have one but at least it now exists!! Introducing…THE MAN WALL. Innovative technology separates the futuristic unit from anything on the market, boasting a matrix splitter that allows all four TV’s to be controlled by one remote. The enthusiastic sports fan (such as myself!) can watch four different games at one time or one game on all four TV’s. Sleek looking panels hide the cable boxes and gaming units while a high-tech remote eye makes wires and cables virtually invisible. The surround sound system packs a punch with a booming Kelton Subwoofer with dual diameter structure, Whisper-Mode technology and wireless rear speakers, all designed to deliver big sound and eliminate clutter. It also features a 1080p up-conversion function that converts standard definition images from DVD sources to high definition images.
Features Include:
- 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
- 2 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
- 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
- DVD player with 5-CD changer
- iPod docking station
- 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
- Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
- 1 year free service for sport’s ticker
- Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
- 1000 watt microwave oven
- 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
- 32-bottle wine rack
All this can be yours for a “modest” price of $14,900 plus shipping.
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